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The Mother Fucker

Reviewed on 12/28/2007 by Frank

Amount of content: 5
Quality of content: 6
Navigation: 8
Price vs content: 5
Overall: 6.0

Main: Milf

3 Day Trial: $1.00 (recurs at $39.95)
1 Month: $24.95

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First Impression:
The Mother Fucker is not just another MILF site; it is "The best MILF site on the web!" according to the site’s promotional material. Such self aggrandizement is virtually a guarantee that the site will not be close to the best and is likely to be amongst the worst representatives of this increasingly ubiquitous genre. At least they do not claim that the site is updated every week, a claim coming from these guys that turns out every time to be a lie. Their last site that I reviewed with such a claim had not been updated in 7 months. And while the site’s owners may have dropped their claim to weekly updates in an effort to score lower on the fraud meter, the promotional tour labels each new scene as "This week’s Mother Fucker". I do find it funny, their confused use of the English language. I am sure they do not intend to feature the Mother Fucker each week. That would be the guy right. Guys who fuck mothers are mother fuckers. Clearly everything else in the text describing this week’s mother fucker is about the woman, i.e., this week’s fucked mother. The Mother Fucker is a pretty good domain name for a MILF site but The Mother Fuckers would have been more appropriate since this is a collection of different guys fucking these supposed mothers. The TheMotherFuckers name was already taken so this is had to do. The site also claims to be "100% exclusive". That would normally, if it was the truth, mean that all the content was shot specifically for this site and that would certainly be true for "best MILF site on the web!" because you can’t possibly be "the best MILF site on the web" if your content is not exclusive. We shall see.

It was wise of the site owners to drop reference to any weekly updates since the site has not been updated in a year but one wonders why with no intention of updating the site they keep reference to the date the site was last update, December 4, 2006. It is December 28 2007 today. There are 34 scenes or episodes as they call them. Forget the claim of 100% exclusive content. Most of the videos here are from a couple of DVD series, Mother Fuckers 1, 2 and 3 produced by a studio called Mayhem and Cheating Housewives 1, 2 and 3 produced by another studio, Smash Pictures. There are six videos that are not associated with any DVD. The pictures that accompany the episodes vary in size, the largest being 533x800 pixels. They seem to be a combination of real photos, probably publicity stills and video captures.

There are six videos that are not associated with any DVD. The streaming version for these unreferenced scenes is a slow loading WMV. The download versions are 512 and 1024 kbps WMV files. For the DVD referenced episodes the streaming version is a flash file that that instantly allows you to move about anywhere in the full length movie. Like the WMV streams it plays on a small 320x240 pixel screen. The DVD content is available for download to your iPod or as a WMV file (1024 kbps) or a very good quality AVI file (2048 kbps).

The MILF niche gives an opportunity for porn models past their prime to continue in the adult business and some, like fine wine, have improved as they mature. The only problem with the episodes, other than the fact that they are not exclusive and are not updated, is that they are incredibly boring in their repetitiveness. Every video that I watched unfolded in exactly the same way even though the sets are changed, the people are different and there may be two guys on one woman or two women on one guy or guy and girl, they are all the same. It is all about the guys and their getting off. There is no foreplay unless you consider the initial blowjob to be foreplay. Then we proceed methodically and mechanically to vaginal penetration, followed by anal penetration, double (anal and vaginal) penetration if two guys are involved and then the final ejaculations into the woman’s or women’s mouth(s). I must say I love the flash streams. It is so great to be able to dip down here and there in the video and not have to watch the whole boring thing. How many times can the same movie be made over and over again?

The Mother Fucker is not "the best MILF site on the web", nor is it "100%" exclusive. The content comes from a couple of DVD series and you had best hope that you have not rented them before if you are a MILF aficionado. The site has not been updated in a year so who knows when it will be updated again? Although it would be easy for them, one thinks, to license another MILF DVD, rip its scenes and put them up as additional episodes. But then it would just be more of the same.

Free Samples:

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