Sex Pro Adventures is another site in the Brazzers’ network and judging from its promotional tour it is going to be another one that features big breasted women who invariably finish the scene they are in with a face full of cum and a cock in their mouth. This is either the fourth of fifth of their sites that I have reviewed. There is a sameness about them that some may find satisfying, particularly if the like huge tits. I unfortunately quickly tire of seeing the same thing over and over and over again. I gave their previous sites that I reviewed high marks for quantity and exclusivity of content, ease of navigation and quality of videos. I am anticipating that Sex Pro Adventures will receive similarly high marks. What is this site about? "Sex Pro Adventures is about porn stars getting together with hot couples and giving them hands on experience while filming it. Our sex pros will suck your cock, ride you hard, and put their big tits and asses in your face while your girl friend watches and learns". There is a link to "Submit Your Case" where you are invited to fill out a form detailing your problem and give an indication of whether you wish to be contacted by a sex pro and appear on the site. This is an interesting concept but their tour quickly reveals on their front page that it is basically bogus. One shoot features Johnny whose problem is that he can’t handle multiple women, so sex pros Devon and Rachel teach him a few threesome tricks. Unfortunately just two scenes down on the front page of the tour we encounter Pressley Maddox who wants to become an escort but first she needs to be tried out. To do this the escort service calls on a stunt cock to put her to the test. Alas the stunt cock, a Mr. Sins is none other than Johnny for two shoots earlier. Even worse, another guy named Seth appears in three different shoots on the front page. They treat their potential members as fools. Then there is Zane, a common Canadian big stunt cock who, we are told, needs help figuring out how to make a girl cum. This is at least the third time a Brazzers’ site had contained obvious discrepancies. On the front page of Busty and Real, a natural breast site, they have a porn model so well known for her surgically enhanced breasts that she is a Wikipedia entry. Similarly their tour for Doctor Adventures, a site promoted as the only site devoted to female doctors having sex with their patients, they have a male doctor taking advantage of his female patient. They treat their potential members as fools. It is off-putting and unnecessary.
Now that we know that the scenarios in the site are totally phony we can ignore the stupid set ups and just concentrate on the sexual interaction. And the sexual interaction seems pretty similar to that in the other Brazzers’ sites; only here there does seem to be a preponderance of silicone or salient inflated breasts. In some cases one wonders if some of these breasts are not inflated with helium the way they seem to float unnaturally upwards. A good example of what I mean is Danielle Derek whose cartoonish breasts look as though they might be held up by invisible wires. She is paired with Allison, a pretty young blond with lovely natural breasts, so that the difference between the real and unreal is truly stark.
Sex Pro Adventures like all the other Brazzers’ sites has the fastest downloads I have yet encountered, consistently in excess of 750 kb/s. Video quality is very good to excellent, with the more recent updates being the highest in quality. You will think you are playing a DVD when viewing them on full screen. There are only 43 or so shoots on the site at the moment which is significantly less than the other sites in the network. But as I have pointed out before the there is so much similar content in the other network sites that this is no great deterrent to joining. Brazzers is a big tit and ass network and there are enough big tits and asses to meet the masturbatory needs of big tit and ass fanciers. In addition to the exclusive Brazzers’ content, there are numerous non-exclusive content plug-ins of the type that round out many pay sites.
Sex Pro Adventures pretends to provide amateurs with sexual instruction by professional porn stars. What is really provides is one more site in the Brazzers’ network that offers high quality rapid downloads of what is pretty standard porn involving women with large breasts, real or not. There is a sameness to all the Brazzers’ content that will appeal to viewers who enjoy consistency and reliability.