I am a sucker for alliteration so right away Minivan Mommies has made a better impression than a derivative bang-bus-van-car site might otherwise. It has been a while since I reviewed a fucking in the vehicle site. And there are so many of them. It sure keeps your studio overhead down if you are a porn producer. As I scan the tour it becomes clear to me that I have got the wrong end of the stick. This is not another fuck-in-the-truck site. Minivan is used as an adjective to describe the moms, like soccer moms. These are vans for transporting the kids to their various activities. The tour makes clear that the sex takes place indoors and not on the highway. This is a MILF site with the typical reality-style tour that has been around for a few years now and looks exactly like hundreds of other tours. I am getting so tired of them. The women in the tour look suitably MILFy, i.e. they are in their 30’s and 40’s although a couple of them look a lot more like porn models than mothers. But porn stars can be mothers too right? There is nothing in the promotional tour that entices me to want to join the site but there is something that makes me very apprehensive and that is the inclusion in the promo of the many bonus sites you get by joining this site. That in my experience is very seldom a good indicator. So it is with low expectation I enter the site.
The front page of the site opens and at the very top of the page is the headline, "Don’t forget to check out all of our bonus sites!" This is not a good sign. The latest update is Kitty Langdon and the next update is Devon Lee on Oct 6. Today is September 11. It would seem they only update this site once a month. Before checking out Kitty I click the "Vote!" link. "Your votes help us maintain the highest possible quality to offer." it says. I am civic-minded and happy to help and also curious as to what clicking the vote link will do. Laughingly it does exactly what I thought it might do, nothing, another bad sign.
I click on Kitty. There is a link to a picture set and I am curious to see if the pictures are real or just video captures. They are real and there are 157 of them. Kitty is a not overly attractive oriental woman, mid thirties, with the belly stretch marks to prove she is a mommy. She has had her breasts augmented. I fall into the category of those who prefer the un-enhanced female body so I look for another Minivan Mommy. By the way, there is a slide show feature for the pictures.
I reject three more augmented women before selecting Juliana Jolene, an attractive maybe thirty-old blond. Her movie is available in high medium and low quality as a WMV file or high as a MPG file. I choose the latter. The video streams quickly on a small screen, 320x240 pixels. I am not impressed with the quality so I try the wmvhi. It is significantly better quality on a slightly larger screen, 400x300 pixels. After the standard waste of time on a poorly acted set up, we finally get to see Juliana’s lush body as the newly arrived stranger undresses her when he finds out that her husband won’t be home for two hours. Juliana is a mommy with a lovely body surmounted by large suspect breasts and a very inviting shaved pussy. Late in video we discover her anus is similarly inviting. But she clearly doesn’t like semen on her face so why go there.
Next is Kayla Syns a young mother with natural breasts. She is in her late twenties perhaps, pretty and paired with a trim shaved-head guy with a ludicrous dragon tattooed up the side of him. When he finally jerks his shaved cock off in her face she opens wide to receive happily what he has to offer.
There is a woman here named Darryl Hannah. Isn’t that name already taken? She has the hottest body of all the women I view. She is a very well preserved mommy. I like her blowjob technique and the sperm play at the end of the video before she swallows is hot. There are twenty episodes in total on the site.
This is a MILF site with twenty video and picture sets that update monthly. I like the women and the sexual action in the videos I watched but there is nothing special about them. The site updates once a month and there are 36 bonus sites to divert you.