It has been a while since I last reviewed a solo girl site. I have reviewed several over my years as a reviewer but I can’t remember the last time I saw one that I actually liked. I remember a bunch of them that were produced in Eastern Europe where none of the girls spoke English so none of them actually spoke at all making it was very hard to relate to them. That it seems to me is the most important element of a solo girl site. There has to be some kind of connection and it is very hard to get a sense of the girl if she doesn’t speak. If she can make that connection her site is a potential gold mine because it is unique. The first thing I notice about Kelsey XXX is that the xxx seems inappropriate. All the images in the tour show Kelsey by herself. She says, "She will try anything once", but her site’s tour suggests that she is not very adventurous in what she tries. It looks as though, at least for public viewing, she is willing to pose nude and masturbate. I wouldn’t label a solo girl masturbating as XXX. Maybe there is more inside. Kelsey is a pretty enough young bottle blonde with lovely brown eyes but her imperfect, augmented breasts are a turn off for me, as regular readers of my reviews will know. Not that there is anything wrong with breast augmentation and it is clear that most men don’t object, enthralled as we are by breasts and the bigger the better. If you join the site you also get access to five of Kelsey’s "friends".
Kelsey XXX content is mainly photos of her by herself. The images are good quality and of a reasonable size, 768x1024 pixels. She occasionally refers in the short descriptions of the photos to her perky titties. Indeed they are perky and will remain perky into her old age. She must be disappointed though in the way that whatever is filling them out has caused her nipples to poke perkily to the left and right, her left nipple being the most askew. She does however have a very pretty pussy ornamented by a couple of white beads in her pierced clitoral hood. There are only 30 photo sets. A couple only has 10 or 12 pictures. That’s okay with me because I quickly tire of looking at the same girl in very similar poses. I am more interested in viewing her movies. In the tour she told us how much she gets off while masturbating knowing that we are looking at her.
There are only 5 videos. The first one I watch has her taking a shower and it is oh so boring and thankfully less than 4 minutes in duration. In the next video she is the bath tub shaving her pussy before taking a shower, again. This video is just under 7 minutes in duration. There is a 38 second video of her sucking wordlessly on a fudgesicle. The same 38 second video is shown a second time, only this time it is described as her sucking on a popsicle. So in reality there are only 4 videos on the site. There is one nearly nine minute video of her masturbating with a pink vibrating dildo. We do get to see her pretty pussy up close but in the nine minutes of the video she doesn’t say a word. In fact in the total of the 20 minutes of video that the site offers she speaks only 2 or 3 sentences that tell us nothing about her.
The videos are offered in low medium and high quality. I could discern little difference in the quality of the medium and high settings. They both play on a small 320x240 pixel screen, with the medium at 340 kbps and the high at 512 kbps. There is no download option, but who would want to save these videos anyway? There is no diary and no way to contact Kelsey, essentials of a solo girl site in my opinion. There is no indication of when the site is updated and nothing to make me think it ever will be updated.
Kelsey XXX is a bomb and I don’t mean that in a good way. There are only 30 uninteresting photo sets and a total of 20 minutes in four similarly uninteresting videos. There is nothing here that tells us anything about Kelsey as a person and as a result there is no reason to be interested in her or her site.