Prostitutes, hookers, and hoes. These women make sex an occupation and they work hard at it. Often trolling around the nastiest of neighborhoods these ebony amateurs continue to soldier on delivering sexual services to any guy with cash and a place to go. Ghetto Hoochies is a amateur site promising to show us the exploits of these professional sex workers in the field. Instead of the risk and uncertainty of the hood, we can see these working girls from the safety of our homes as Ghetto Hoochies promises videos of guys picking up real black street hookers straight off the mean streets of L.A. Let's enter the site and see if this is all true.
Here we are in the members area. The members page is laid out real simple. Navigation links up top, latest episode on the upper left, on the upper right we find a drop down menu to select one of the bonus sites. News, and a members poll are off to the right. The rest of the episodes are listed below at the middle of the page. Bonus sites are next, recommended porn sites follow, and at the bottom are navigation links and legal stuff.
And now for the video content. Ghetto Hoochies has 44 episodes of exclusive video broken down into various numbers of clips for each video. These clips average between 4 and 5 minutes in length and the formats are WMV and MPEG. You'll notice there are no MOVs although they are advertised in the tour. The WMVs are offered in 3 speeds. Hi, Med, and Low. Screen sizes for the WMVs are as follows: Hi - 400x300 @880k, Med - 320x240 @495k, and Lo - 162x120 @78k. MPEG's are 321x240.
Qualitywise we're talking straight up amateur porn. Amateur settings, lighting, sound - all the amateur trademarks are present in these video clips. Jerky camera action, misframed body parts, lengthy close-ups, some POV and the occasional off camera shouts of encouragement occur in various doses. The WMVs and MPEGs work, but show quite a bit of pixelation - meaning that when the performers and the camera actually move, their edges break up into tiny little blocks. Also none of my screen controls except "full screen" seemed to work with the embedded player - but full screen mode isn't advised here.
The action in these videos contains a mix of interracial, 1-on-1, and male/female groupings. Positions seem scripted as there is a commonality shared among the episodes revolving around the standard porn schtick complete with hair pulling, butt-slapping, and "rough" talk. No DRM, and no full video download options are here, but there is a handy link to view these clips in your computer's default video viewer in case you are having trouble with the embedded player and you can also use that link to download the clips.
Now on to the pictures. Ghetto Hoochies offers pictorial content in the form of vidcaps. These are presented with the choice of 3 thumbnail sizes, a slide show, and they have page navigation links to make the viewing experience easier. These vidcaps are grouped into sets of varying numbers (usually between 25 and 60) and have one size - 750x563. As vidcaps go they are accurate representations of their kind and basically show the same action as the videos they were cut from. Not always too clear but functional, they seem to be unorganized and appear somewhat out of sequence - often with the actors starting a set naked and finishing up with their clothes on.
Ghetto Hoochies has 26 bonus sites to peruse when variety calls you, and these sites have assorted flavors. Examples are sites with big butts, Asians, group sex, Latinas, teens, amateurs, interracial action, and a couple of gay selections to round out the bonus content offerings for the site. All of these sites work with your username and password with no tricks involved. Six additional sites are recommended for you to try, but you'll have to buy a membership to get into these.
Ghetto Hoochies is far from a perfect site and honestly I must say that the videos could be better. Every one that I sampled had rough jagged edges and was amateur quality when in default size, and they look worse in full screen mode. I don't know why but results are what we want and for whatever reason these videos don't deliver quality. Also the tour has problems telling the truth. According to it, we'll have MOV video format to look at as well as WMV and MPEG. In reality the site does not have MOV videos. Also, it says "You will get a brand new, fully exclusive update every week. Each episode is approx 30-40 minutes in length!" Not as far as I can tell. There are no dates on the episodes - only a random episode number. And as far as the video length goes these episodes fall just short of the 30 min. minimum length promised in the tour.
All in all, Ghetto Hoochies has exclusive video content depicting the pick-up and the fucking of actual black women in the hood. An easy to use site, simple layout, and ample bonus sites round out the pros of the site. The cons are the misleading claims in the tour and the low amateur quality videos. In summary if you have extra money burning a hole in your pocket and you don't care too much for quality videos, and you absolutely need to see these particular models, then by all means spend your money. I'll understand. If not pass this one up because you can do better elsewhere.