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Fuck My Melons

Reviewed on 05/04/2007 by Basschick

Amount of content: 8
Quality of content: 10
Navigation: 9
Price vs content: 9
Overall: 9.0

Main: Big tits
Additional: Hi-def

3 Day Trial: $1.00 (recurs at $38.83)
1 Month: $29.92

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First Impression:
Today we're reviewing a tit fucking site called Fuck My Melons. The first thing I noticed about the tour of Fuck My Melons is that there are a lot of busty girls on the first tour page. Each sample pic shows the model's tits (some getting fucked) and also includes info about that girl's content - how long the video is, how many pics there are and the date each girl was added to the site. I did take a quick peek inside the member area and yes - these are the same girls you'll find inside the site.

When you log in, you are taken to a page that is clean and easy to use. There are links across the top of the page and below them is the latest update, followed by links to all the girls in the site, in pretty much the same layout as the tour. Underneath are links to a bunch of big tit bonus movies and also link to more categories of bonus videos. Last, at the bottom of the page are links to customer service, how to use the site and billing support.

There are currently 71 videos of girls getting titty fucked here, most offered in HD and each offering a set of pics, as well. The site is updated 4 times per month and most of the movies are offered as full movies in 4 sizes - Low Quality, High Quality, DVD Quality and High-Definition Quality. A few of the movies aren't offered in HD - but most are so if you're looking for the good stuff, there is only one size to consider here - the High Definition Quality vids.

The High Definition Quality vids are WMVs with a screen size of 1280x720 and a bitrate of around 4 Mbps. We're talking true DVD quality. That makes these some of the highest quality videos on the web - and I'm not kidding. You can go full screen with these videos and enjoy with no blurring or loss of quality at all. The catch is that these are BIG in file size - we're talking 800MB or larger in most cases. Normal DSL or cable is not fast enough to play these movies smoothly, so unless you're on extra fast broadband, you will need to download these and play them from your harddrive in order to watch them play smoothly with no waits for buffering time. But believe me, if you love quality, it's worth it!

For those on slow connections or who just hate to wait for anything, Fuck My Melons has several more speeds to choose from. There's the DVD quality, which aren't really DVD quality but are definitely good quality vids, shown at 720x576 with a bitrate of 1.51 Mbps. These are better than videos you see in most sites and are perfect for those on fast broadband connections who don't care to wait. Then there's the High Quality vids, 352x240 at 714 kbps - good quality but smallish screen size. And for slow broadband users and VERY patient dialup users, there's the Low Quality vids, very sharp and clear at 284x160 and streaming at 314 kbps.

The girls here are mostly busty Euro chicks, although you won't find the kind of "oh, my god!" boobs found on some sites. The models are attractive, seem pretty horny and range in the D, DD, DDD cup sizes or sometimes bigger - and those melons do get fucked!

And don't forget the pics because they are almost as good as the videos. They're digital stills that are big and range from high to good amateur quality, with most of the pic sets are larger than you usually see anywhere. We're talking photos around 768x1152 and pic sets that are over 200 photos each. The not so great news is that each set has all the photos on a single gallery page, so expect a brief wait as the thumbs all load.

Members get access to a collection of bonus movies that update every day and are very good quality. They claim over 3000 full scenes here, and it looks like that's true. Each movie I watched came in 3 sizes including a very high quality 640x480 size with a 1500 kbps bitrate. If you love lots of porn in tons of categories, the bonus movies will keep you very busy. In addition to the Fuck My Melons pics and vids and the bonus videos, members also get access to around 50 bonus feeds. These sites include lesbian, amateur, reality, creampie, interracial, anal, gay, ATM and more popular porn niches.

Did I have issues with Fuck My Melons? Well, not very many but there are a couple. For one thing, most of the time your browser's back button won't take you to the page before - you have to use the Home link on the tour. And offering the videos in clips as well as full scenes might have been a plus. And two more - I’d have rather seen the photo galleries on multiple pages instead of one VERY long page, and offering the pics in a zip file would have been a big plus. But none of these are major issues.

The bottom line is that I really like Fuck My Melons and think it is a very sexy, high quality site. There's plenty of horny babes getting cocks thrust between their boobs. All the videos are good quality, and the high definition vids are in-fucking-credible! These are WMVs that can all be streamed or downloaded. Beside regular updates, the pics are big and pretty high quality also. And for those who aren't convinced, the bonus movies are one of the best quality video archives I've seen used for bonus content. Whether you're looking for tit fucking, a massive collection of good quality bonus vids - or you just love HD porn - be sure to check out Fuck My Melons - this is one site you don't want to miss!

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