Now here is an interesting premise for a website, impersonate cops and make women give you a blowjob. Yes, that is the theme of this adolescent fantasy; two guys pretend to be cops and convince woman that they have committed a crime and the only way to stay out of jail is for them to suck these guys’ cocks. A word to the young and easily influenced, please don’t try this at home. Impersonating a police officer is a crime and women aren’t nearly as dumb as dumb web-sites like this make them out to be. As far as I can determine from the Blow Patrol tour this is another blowjob website looking for a way to differentiate itself from all the other blowjob websites. Most of the action appears to take place in a car or in hotel rooms. The guys are not in uniform and their car is just an ordinary family sedan. The girls in the promotional tour are young and cute. They are also fresh faces that I have not seen before. I am as enthusiastic as the next guy about watching pretty young women give blowjobs. I am much less enthusiastic about silly set ups that usually contribute nothing and are mostly just something to be fast forwarded through to get to the action we want to see. That is one reason I like to download the videos rather than stream them.
It is five in the morning and the site is a slow as molasses. When the Blow Patrol member’s area opens I recognize I have been here before. It has been a while so I am as confused as I was the last time I reviewed a site belonging to this network. I am looking for something that will show me all the Blow Patrol videos on the site. I click on videos at the top of the page. And again the page takes so long to open and when it does it is a collection of scenes from blowjob DVDS. Blow Patrol is not a pay site in the normal sense of the word. It is an entrance to a big DVD site. There are 419 blowjob scenes on 18 pages. Since I am here I click on Suckers 6, scene 4. I can stream it but I prefer to download it, choosing the 1024 kbps option over the 512 kbps one. I am expecting the download to be slow but it is fast, 415 kb/s. Why then does it take so long to go from one page to the other in the site, I wonder? I love this movie. A woman, sexily attired in long stockings, high heels, leather corset and black see through panties, reclines on a large black exercise ball while giving a blond guy a great blow job.
I back out to see if I can find the Blow Patrol videos. I missed it the first time but there is a link called Blow Patrol – Featured Series. I thought it was referring to the bonus sites. I guess that is why I didn’t see any Blow Patrols in the 18 pages of blowjobs. Blow Patrol has 19 videos and I like the idea of calling it a featured series rather than a pay site. It was last updated in December 2006. It is now March 2007. It may be a series that has run its course. 19 videos of pretend cops are probably enough when we have over 400 other blowjob scenes to look at. I download 6 of the Blow Patrol videos. I can’t figure out why they bother with the cop pretense except maybe it gives a chance to bring handcuffs into play. The bondage crowd will loved the forced blowjob in scene 14. I like all the Blow Patrol scenes I look at. The cops are cute dudes and the girls are fresh new faces, even the ones playing hookers.
Besides the two download options I mentioned, the videos are divided into 7 parts that can be streamed. They are very easy to navigate with previous and next buttons and choices of low, medium and high, with video quality for the medium being satisfactory and for high, being very good.
I like the videos on Blow Patrol. It has only 19 videos and while barely qualifying as a paysite, it can nicely be considered a Featured Series on the huge DVD site it is a part of. The series has probably played out since there have not been any updates in nearly 3 months. Plus 19 scenes of play cops tricking girls into giving them blowjobs is probably enough. Fellatio aficionados will be pleased with the over 400 other blowjob scenes available in high quality video.