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Ass Parade

Reviewed on 02/15/2006 by Basschick

Amount of content: 8
Quality of content: 8
Navigation: 9
Price vs content: 8
Overall: 8.3

Main: Ass

3 Day Trial: $4.95 (recurs at $39.95)
1 Month: $23.95

Members Area Preview:
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First Impression:
Ass Parade is a site dedicated to bubble butts. Ass men, take note - the girls on the Ass Parade tour all seem to have the ASSets you're looking for. These honeys have jutting butts and they are ready to ASStound you with their bouncy rounded rears. Not only do these butt-a-licious babes show off their bottoms, but they also them themselves get fucked raw on camera. If you love big butts as much as I do, you'll want to know if Ass Parade really delivers the goods so come and join me as I check out the member area of Ass Parade.

The Ass Parade main member page starts off with a menu near the top of the page. The links are clear and to the point, and except for the FRIENDS & LINKS link, none of the other links sell anything above the content listings. If you're as tired as I am of sites that pretend to give members more content only to try and make them spend more money, it's nice to see a member area with no misleading buttons or links in the site menu.

Right below the menu is the latest site update. The latest update is on the left side of the page, and this one features a pic of not 1 but 2 big butt beauties. Under the pic is the story of the shoot, and below that are links to the pics and the videos. Just so you know, Ass Parade updates their site once a week with another hot assed lass.

On the right of the latest update is a list of bonus sites that Ass Parade members get access to. There are 12 bonus sites, and every one is a site with exclusive content. Among the sites are the famous Bang Bus, Big Mouthfuls, Big Tits Round Asses and Tug Jobs. All these sites are porn reality sites and add hundreds of videos and pic sets for Ass Parade members to enjoy.

Below the bonus sites on the right is a single ad with a banner and some text.

Then comes the good stuff - ALL the episodes of Ass Parade are listed one at a time down the page. Every episode includes a shot of yet another hot round ass as well as the name of the girl in the video, the date it was added plus info on what happens.

Before we get to the videos, I want to mention that as I scrolled down the main member page past the 95 episode listings showing 95 red hot asses, I couldn't help but notice that these chicks really do have some sweet butts. There are episodes with more than one girl, and a couple with several. Some of the episodes have the Ass Parade crew driving the streets of Florida looking for the sexiest bottoms before they finally find the butt of the day.

So let's talk about the videos. All the videos are available in WMV or MPG, and you can choose to download them or simply to watch them. If you download them, you are given the option to download each movie in several clips or to download the full video. All the videos I watched on Ass Parade were pretty fast to load.

I'm going to review the movies in thirds - the oldest videos, middle videos and the more recent videos. Let's start with the older videos. They are the smallest at the bunch showing at a screen size of 320x240 and streaming at around 499k. The sound is very good and the video appearance is good amateur quality - not as good as some of the slick high-dollar productions out there, but definitely good for the kind of amateur site that Ass Parade is. If you decide to enlarge the older videos, you will definitely see a loss in quality. I found the MPGs to be a little higher quality than the WMVs for the older videos.

The middle videos are shown at a resolution of 448x360 and stream at just over 1100k. I liked the larger screen size and like the older videos, the middle videos also have good sound. The quality of these videos is a little higher than the older videos and if you enlarge them to 200%, they look pretty good. If you go full screen, you will notice a little loss in quality, but for those who want to see those big butts filling their entire monitors, it's definitely worth doing with the middle videos.

Now we get to the newest videos. The last several months, the updates at Ass Parade are being shown at a nice large screen size of 640x480. Is bigger really better? Yes! A nice round rump filling more of my screen definitely makes the visit to Ass Parade worthwhile. The newer videos stream at around 1000k and look and sound pretty darn good.

Some of the videos show the girls jiggling their butts, other show them shaking them. There are some 2-girl videos showing the girls bumping their ass cheeks together, too. There are girls wearing bikinis, girls in short shorts, girls in the tightest of jeans. Every chick I saw in the site really does have a big round booty.

Beside the videos, each episode inside Ass Parade comes with not 1 but 2 sets of pics - high quality pics and screencaps. The high quality pics are good amateur quality pics that are pretty sharp and good sized. They are shot with a digital camera and show off every curve of each girl's butt as well as the action when those pussies get pounded. And if you want more, the screencaps are pics taken directly from the videos, and if there are parts that drove you wild in the videos, you can hold the moment by checking out the screencaps. Screencaps are generally smaller and lower quality than hi-rez pics, but these are pretty good and definitely worth a peek.

I ran into a problem several times in Ass Parade. When I went to the girls' pages, I would end up at a page that said "Cannot find server". I soon discovered that when this happened, all I had to do was reload the page and everything was fine but it is worth mentioning as it happened periodically.

Ass Parade really does have plenty of big butt babes shaking and jiggling their round asses. Besides some really sexy rumps, Ass Parade videos and pics also show plenty of hardcore encounters including lots of cock-sucking, fucking and messy cumshots. The videos and pics are good amateur quality and the bonus sites add lots more porn for members. If big butts turn you on, be sure and stop by Ass Parade for a visit.

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