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First Impression:
The first thing Ass Munchers makes me think of for some reason is Fear Factor. For those of you who have never seen it, Fear Factor was/is (I don’t know; I don’t have a TV) a television show that required people to do scary things like lie down in a box of spiders or eat raw bull penises or munch ass (well maybe not that last part). For some of us I imagine ass munching might be a scary proposition. Some of us are just getting used to nibbling on the lettuce and licking the lollipop. Clearly there is more on the menu and this site can server to educate our tastes. The site is brought to us by Mike, who says he "has a fetish for having his ass eaten by cute young whores." I think he means female whores. He says, "Nothing feels better than feeling the wet tongue of a cute slut licking away at your asshole. I have since started shooting scenes of this and I hope you will enjoy my work."
There are trailers that accompany the pictures of guys and girls eating each other’s anuses. I click on the first video of Tiffany. I feel kind of story for poor Tiffany. That is one hairy asshole she has to stick her tongue into. I hit the back button to find a more appealing trailer. A barrage of pop-ups hits me. I can’t get back to the tour page. I kill pop up after pop up until my browser is closed. I have to reopen my browser to come back into the site. This is the stupidest use of consoles I can imagine. So often Adult Friend Finders is one of the pop-ups when this happens. I have had a number of female friends recommend Adult Friend Finders to me. I will never join based on my association of the site with these pop-up assaults. I would most assuredly never join this site at this point if I were not a reviewer. I wonder how many people they drive away. I am not going to try to look at any more of their trailers. I will just go inside and give you a cursory view of what they offer. So far I am certainly not impressed.
Review:
Coincidentally Tiffany is the most recent update. I say coincidentally because the tour did not give me the impression that it presented the updated content of the site. And I am not going back to look. I don’t want to see any more of that hairy asshole Tiffany was licking so I pick Felix from the 63 other ass munchers on the home page. The movie is divided in to 3 sets with 5 scenes. There are low and high quality streaming and download options to suit your band with for each scene. You can also download or stream a complete set. I download the first two sets. They download rapidly and play on a 320x240 pixel screen. Felix is a pretty teen with a great dimple in her cheek. She has a nice body with perky natural breasts and a lovely little bum. She lowers the pants of a guy, spreads his butt cheeks and gives him a licking to envy. Actually I must say I find the sex in the videos arousing. I am surprised by that fact. I have never really been into anal play, but the guys and the girls in the videos looks as though they are really enjoying what they are doing. This is also the first site I have looked at devoted to anal tonguing and licking and both sexes seem to derive equal pleasure from it. All the videos I watch end with a facial. With 63 ass licking movies there is plenty of content here that is exactly of the type the tour promoted. The site is updated once a week with a movie set or 5 parts of the movie. The pictures that are offered on the site are only video captures but serve to give you an idea of what the movie contains.
Summary:
Grudgingly I must admit I liked this site. It delivers what it promotes in its tour, although I think it highly doubtful that Mike is the auteur of all these films. I say grudgingly because I am truly offended by the stupidity of hitting potential customers with consoles as they move around in the tour. This is not the first site operated by these folks that has done this to me. If that is not going to bother you and you are into ass play, check out this site.
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